I like when people add and/or to things. I'm glad to be supplied with choices. The best is when it's used for permission forms. "Your son and/or daughter..."

A heated yet nerdy dicussion Zelda: Twilight Princess.

Something I hate..

Screaming children...does this make me a bad person? I think kids are great and I love them when there are in a happy mood. Unfortunatly, in the back of my mind I believe all children are ticking time bombs.

Remember everyone. Je Mange le petit enfants!

Working at Tim Hortons I have seen plenty of tantrums. It's sad, scary, embarassing and loud. The parents try to keep calm as they order and attemp to hold the, screaming flailing child.

This is the main reason I am afraid to have children. I'm sure ,with a proper sleep pattern this can be prevented.

Stoner parody to Lazy towns pirate song

You sit on your ass and play psp!

Yar Har, God I love weed!

Being a stoner is alright to be.

Do what you want 'cause a stoner is free,

You are a stoner!

Things That Caught My Eye on Facebook

Last Thirteen Minutes of Class

I will read through my writing and fix what I can. I will waste and search the interweb. I type some little bits of nonsense to give the illusion of dedication or using time wisely. The click clack of the keyboard. For all you know I could be typing up a storm. A real masterpiece if you will.

In reality no. I'm just typing what comes to mind. And for a simple mind of yourstruly it isn't all too much. If I had more, come to mind, I may have actually done my work and wouldn't have inspersonated greatness. Call me lazy or call me stupid. I am what I am and my work is a mirror into my apathetic brain.

Oragami

Origami

The art of Japanese paper folding. An activity when accompanied with great patience awards relaxation and accomplishment.

This is true if you have patience. I do not. I often look up origami and have attempted many creations such as birds, stars, dragons and the all mighty crane. Attempted is the keyword.  I usually get to step 4 of the instructions and find it nearly impossible to continue.

I don't know if the instructions are translated from Japanese but I find them written in a way that is hard to follow.

Origami is not relaxing. It's stressful and always ends up with ripped up pieces of paper in the trash. Origami fun becomes Origami frustration.

Post Offices Kill Dreams

Post offices do this thing where they sent fake letters back to children. I was ten when I received my counterfeited Santa letter and that was my last letter I ever sent. It broke my heart.

It was written on ordinary paper and was not hand written. If it was legit it would have been written on holly leaves and written in cherry plum fairy blood....or something.

The Book of Awesome

My mom bought this for my birthday. It's is a great book filled with little blurbs about everyday, things we miss but should appreciate as they are AWESOME!

There are things in this book for everyone. I rather enjoyed the blurb on "watching the Price is Right when home sick" and "The square of a waffle that collects the most syrup and butter"  Both things are normal occurrences but it's the simple things in life that are awesome!

I really like this book  because you can open it up to any page and read something fun and satisfying. it's a great book to have on the coffee table. Sometimes I read it to my mom when we are sitting having coffee or tea. It's the perfect book to read on weekends or in spare time.

The book is twenty dollars, but you can also check out the website 1000awesomething.com  Also, if you do not want to pay that price I highly would encourage borrowing the book from a friend or library.

Left Vs Right

Writer's Confrence

there where many speakers through out the day but Teresa Toten was my favourite. She came across as down to earth. She showed great enthusiam towards everything people had to say.

She did a fun exercise in which she gave a single sentence and from there we were to write what ever we felt worked with it for a only a minute. No writing before that minute was up and no erasing or revising during.

Too write in the minute was liberating. I didn't write anything fantastic but she was right about your brain getting in the way. Your brain is there to edit and revise which is good but it stops us from writing what we really feel. Writing out of pure gut feeling allows you to go deep inside yourself and write honestly.

This is a great exercise for writer's block and I am sure to use it in the future.

SUCKERPUNCH IS LAME....rant

  It's an episode of Sailormoon injected with steroids and heroine. To say this is a "empowering female movie" is an insult to women. Considering there is no in depth dialogue and ever other scene is a slow-mo crotch shot.

  Personally I was really looking forward to this movie. I knew from the trailer I wasn't going to see a life changing flick but I did expect more depth. The acting was not terrible but the poor actresses had no dialogue to work off. They did not try to give the girls any personality. They're purpose was to prance around in revealing clothing while shooting off enormous guns.  

  The action scenes are intense for the first fifteen minutes. The slow-motion, jump, flip, kill becomes repetitive. The CGI is alright but with today's technology they could have done much more with it. You can compare the quality to Lord of the Rings. Which is praisable but dated.  

I should post something...but I don't promise great intellect

Herkukukuk HOTDOGS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9eiRKL1Rf0

 This video introduces Dale Bonehart, a hotdog loving, redneck. He is rude, and blunt. He doesn't make much sense and drops the F bomb every third word. Even though the humour of this video is cheap and crude I found myself laughing....possibly uncomfortably. Dale Bonehart's love for hotdogs is both disturbing and heart warming.

  My first thought when watching this was "oh god. Is this guy humour or what?" In truth, I believe it is. There are burp jokes, and swearing. With in the skit there is a minute where Dale Bonehart is yelling at his father for abandoning him and his mother. Through out the heart felt affirmation of his father he spatters mustard, ketchup and hotdog bits from his mouth that cloaked and crust upon his shirt. My boyfriend showed me this and busts a gut every time he watches it. Even though I found the video disturbing I felt myself joining in on the laugh. We often quote Dale Bonehart. In moments of uncertainty and to my embarrassment when ordering from restaurants.

Herkukukuk HOTDOGS!

BOYS BOYS BOYS!

Kindergarden they have cooties.

Grade two you think the cootie out break stops and you play and hang out at recess.

Grade four they make imature jokes.

Grade six you might have your first really, REALLY  bad kiss.

Grade eight you go on awkward movie nights where parents pick you up.

Grade ten we date for a about a week

Grade twelve you  think you're in love.

first

Gif I Made..I was a slight bit morbid then.

click to see it move.

A Past Sleepless Girl

Dear Olivia, the inability to sleep has begun again. Thinking about farm animals does not help. I have tried sleeping in three different places...would try the bath tub but that's always awkward when some one stumbles in. I suppose my last means of attack will have to be crying myself to sleep but of course that that doesn't work because crying actually makes you feel better and you then find yourself trying to find other terrible things locked up in your mind so that you can cry even more. Let's look in the cabinet...nope no drugs I could use. Hold my breath? Unfortunatly that just kills brain cells. Going on the computer just seems to activate my brain more...I guess I will go back upstairs, think about everything and hope I will get to sleep at a decent time like 3 am.

What if?

What if

Shel Silverstein

Last night, while I lay thinking here,

some Whatifs crawled inside my ear

and pranced and partied all night long

and sang their same old Whatif song:

Whatif I'm dumb in school?

Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?

Whatif I get beat up?

Whatif there's poison in my cup?

Whatif I start to cry?

Whatif I get sick and die?

Whatif I flunk that test?

Whatif green hair grows on my chest?

Whatif nobody likes me?

Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?

Whatif I don't grow talle?

Whatif my head starts getting smaller?

Whatif the fish won't bite?

Whatif the wind tears up my kite?

Whatif they start a war?

Whatif my parents get divorced?

Whatif the bus is late?

Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?

Whatif I tear my pants?

Whatif I never learn to dance?

Everything seems well, and then

the nighttime Whatifs strike again!



                                  

Cats are Cool!

by Kevin Chan

I like cats,

You like cats,

Cats are cool,

People love cats,

Cats are like icecubes,

They are cool,

"Cool beans" says the cat,

The dog replied,

I will eat you,

He did.



This Poem is A Cliché

Roses Are Red

by Roderick Molasar

Roses are red

Violets are violet

If this poem doesn't rhyme

THEN DON'T BUG ME, MAN!

Y'all Make Me Smile!

"I just will not settle for any other coffee, Tuddy makes the best. Kanye West interrupts Tim Horton's and says "Ima let you finish, but Jason Tudhope makes the best coffee of all time- OF ALL TIME.""

-Heather Lazary

It's Funny Because it's True

"For it has come increasingly to my attention that a celebrity year is like a dog year, i.e., there are at least seven of them to every one we humans have. There was a point a few years back when Kate Winslet managed to get married, have a baby, win an Oscar nomination, appear on the front of Instyle magazine proclaiming her perfect life, leave her husband, meet Sam Mendes, receive her second Oscar nomination, and get married again, during which time"
"I bought an electric toothbrush."

"Psychologists have known for years that the path to true happiness goes via the road of self-delusion. The only people with psychologically accurate perceptions of themselves are depressed ones. If you believe that you are prettier, more intelligent, funnier and more popular than you really are, you'll be all the more joyful for it."

Carole Cadwalladr



Awesome New Words!

su·per·flu·ous  [soo-pur-floo-uhs]

–adjective

1. being more than is sufficient or required; excessive.

2. unnecessary or needless.

3. Obsolete . possessing or spending more than enough or necessary; extravagant
 
"Do these jeans make my butt look superfluous?" 

Something I Thought Was Pretty Nifty

http://frealaf.deviantart.com/gallery/4026475#/d1erkp8

Last Minute Valentine Dash Around the World

So many men at Zehrs last night. They all had a anxious look on their face, a box of chocolate and a poorly arranged bouquet in each arm. This is Earth, isn't it beautiful?

                                                                                                          Valentine by ~FrealaF

♥ ♥ Happy Valentines Day! ♥ ♥

Love

Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing


Valentine's Day
A day many feel was developed by the card industry company. Today is currently ruled by  Hallmark, Hershey, Teleflora Florists and Victoria Secret. This day is also known as Singles awareness day and is the reason so many people are born in November.
 

I can be Google Image searched!

Everyday Addictions

I'm hyped up on sugar and don't know where my phone is. Also I'm cold, tired and have the shakes. I have never been addicted to a drug but this might be how withdrawl feels. Call me a teenager stereotype but I am addicted to my cell phone.

Addiction is a condition in which people strongly feel they need or want to use something on a continuous basis, either to experience its effect or to avoid the discomfort of not using it.

Favourite Song In 90's

♪ ♫"All we ever say is blah blah blah blah blah ♪
We feel safe with blah blah blah blah blah ♪ ♫
no one has hurt, no one has weird
so all we dare to say is blah blah blah blah blah ♪ ♫

Don´t try to reach me ♪ ♫
I´m not home
I do not wanna look inside you ♪ ♫
so let´s just talk about the times
like lots of people do" ♪ ♫

I believe this song relates to life. Unfortunatly,sometimes, I find myself listening, nodding and responding but really...I don't give a rat's ass. I want to make it too my locker and get through my day. I want to do my work and go home. I Love you, but I don't want to to care about you. Call me selfish but i just want to be alone.

Blue Eye Shadow

Blue Eye Shadow

You may see that girl and think "what a whore". She has her reasons why she acts the way she does. But does it make it right? Does she deserve a second chance?

You could blame her anger problems on her dad..say she only grew up to be how she was raised..but it does not make it acceptable...does not make it right. You could say she is a slut because she learned it from her mother...but that does not make it acceptable and does not make it right. The pot she smokes, the alcohol she drinks, the fights she gets into...yes she grew up with these things but it does not mean they are hers. Does not means she has to follow that path. She was lead into just as any other could be. That poor little slut. She sleeps with boys because she doesn't know any other way...does not understand a hug, a gentle kiss or simply holding hands...it's not her fault. She is smart...she really is but she doesn't know that because you call her stupid. Sadly she believes you. It's not her fault she doesn't know any better.

Do not judge her by her blue eyeshadow or her bleach blond hair for it is you who led her to it. That poor little slut. Did you know her dad actually never touched her. Not hurtful to her one bit. Her mom did though. Her dad loves her very much. He just doesn't know how to hug, to comfort. So sad. That poor little slut.

Oh she makes me cry when I do not see her for months. She comes around every once in awhile. Tells me of her sorrows and how she wants to change. I want to hug her. I try. She pretends to be comforted. You know I have never even seen her cry. She seems to come to me so I can do the crying for her. So she gets what she wants from me. Someone to listen, a place to stay the night. Then she is off again. The poor little slut.

How did this even get From A to B?

(British accent, not posh) "...but oh my dear, saying you are afraid of his love is like a flower afraid of the sun. It shouldn't really be. Though it may be possible, the flower grows twisted and never truly blossoms in the way it should. For goodness sake woman and pardon my language but the bloody bastard may actually be perfect for you. You have been very self centered lately. I take it all back. You are not the beautiful flower...you are nothing but the shade!"

This is something I wrote a while back and at the time thought was sort of deep. Now I think it's silly, because it only sounded important to me, because I had imagined it in a English accent. Everything sounds better when spoken with an accent or good speaking voice for that matter). Seriously, doesn't matter where it's from or regardless of how it sounds. An accent automatically makes what is being said unfamiliar or cultured. (eg. I would pay Morgan freeman to read me the phone book.)

Maybe this is a juvenile way of thinking. Because it's similar to liking a song only because the singer has a good voice. This doesn't make the song bad, it just makes your appreciation for the almost depth less. I say almost because though the lyrics of a song may not be terribly clever, the overall feeling you get from the song may be very strong. To exception of some artists, this is what the majority of main stream music is about.

I typed mainstream into google image and I got a lot of hits about how mainstream music sucks. It doesn't suck. it's safe and marketable. It's for pleasant radio listening not always heart warming or self changing moments. I think it's funny that sometimes people listen to old music and do this because it's not mainstream. But the stupid thing is that the reason why those artists are still popular is because they were at one point mainstream.

I'm not really sure what I am going on about. I just believe music should be about liking it. Who cares if it's mainstream or straight edge. If it makes you feel something then it's probably worth listening too. For the most part people we hear on the radio are there because they have talent or are marketable. So suck it up and deal with it. If you don't like Justin Bieber than put in a Metallica CD to drain out that pre-teen voice sensation...

I may or may not go back to this rant but i think it's good for today.