Thursday, February 24, 2011

It's Funny Because it's True

"For it has come increasingly to my attention that a celebrity year is like a dog year, i.e., there are at least seven of them to every one we humans have. There was a point a few years back when Kate Winslet managed to get married, have a baby, win an Oscar nomination, appear on the front of Instyle magazine proclaiming her perfect life, leave her husband, meet Sam Mendes, receive her second Oscar nomination, and get married again, during which time"
"I bought an electric toothbrush."

"Psychologists have known for years that the path to true happiness goes via the road of self-delusion. The only people with psychologically accurate perceptions of themselves are depressed ones. If you believe that you are prettier, more intelligent, funnier and more popular than you really are, you'll be all the more joyful for it."




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